Today's Indecency Is Tomorrow's Hate-speech
by Jim Babka
April 8, 2004
Can I start off this column by engaging in some
so-called hate speech? "Republicans are stupid."
I'm not making this up – Al Franken and his
pals at the new liberal radio network Air
America told me so.
That doesn't mean I'm a Democrat – they're
evil.
I can still get away with saying that, for now.
But like all good things, that too will come to an
end, and we'll have the stupid party to blame.
Dead on Arrival
The Supreme Court finished off the First
Amendment in December with their ruling in
the McConnell v. FEC case (ruling on McCain-
Feingold campaign finance reform). That
amendment was already barely breathing.
Justice Thomas in his dissenting opinion
predicted that even freedom of the press was in
trouble. He indicated that, thanks to the
McConnell ruling, the rights of the institutional
press were now mere privileges conferred by
legislative grace. Someday, even newspapers
will have to worry.
Of course, no one believed him. Such dramatic
claims are never taken seriously.
Janet Jackson, Howard Stern, and the GOP
Janet Jackson exposed her nipple on national
television and the GOP faithful said, "Someone
ought to do something." That someone is always
the government.
Howard Stern does a profane bit on his show
and the GOP faithful say, "There ought to be a
law."
It should come as no surprise that George W.
Bush's administration and his party in Congress
are over-enthusiastic to demonstrate that they're
for morality, decency, and good manners.
And the Federal Communications Commission
(FCC) is all-too-eager to oblige. It's gotten so
bad that one FCC commissioner is seeking to
make a name for himself by cracking down on
Soap Operas.
Maybe you didn't know Big Brother watches
Soap Operas. Rumor has it he enjoys bon-bons
too.
But I'm not going to print his name, nor the
name of his boss who grandstanded after Janet
Jackson's costume accident. I don't want to give
them the satisfaction.
Hate Crimes and Other Democratic Past-times
George W. Bush cares about one thing – getting
elected. But he won't be the President forever.
We still have the evil party. They believe they
can create Utopia.
Some people do bad things. They assault, rape,
and even murder people. We call them criminals
because they have victims.
Sometimes people say things we don't like –
they're insensitive. And Democrats want to
demonstrate how much they care. That means
they'll do what every good Utopian does – pass
a law. They'll crack down on Hate Crimes.
Hate Crimes are exactly what they sound like –
mind crimes. If you kill someone, you should be
punished, but if you did it because someone was
in a particular minority class, you should be
severely punished. Maybe after your declared
dead due to lethal injection, we'll burn your
bones. That'll show you.
Thus being ignorant becomes a crime. I drive
the same roads you do full of idiot drivers, so
I'm tempted to like this idea!
But in the case of Hate Crimes ignorance is a
crime even if there isn't a genuine victim. Moral
paragons – aka politicians – get to determine
what forms of ignorance are prohibited.
In France, Canada, and other parts of Europe,
being publicly insensitive can be a crime.
We might expect that from France, but the Great
White North?
Saskatchewan's Human Rights Commission
ordered both the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix
newspaper and Hugh Owens of Regina to pay
$1,500 fines after three gay activists filed a
complaint against a June, 1997 ad quoting
scripture appeared in the Star-Phoenix. The
ruling of the commission also stated that
Romans 1, Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13, along
with I Corinthians 6:9-10 can be considered hate
speech. The ruling also prohibited Mr. Owens
from publishing bumper-stickers inspired by the
ad.
Similar things have occurred in Ontario, as well
as in Sweden and South Africa. But what has
that got to do with us?
For one thing, Senator Ted Kennedy has already
tried to pass a Hate Crime bill in the United
States.
If you can't compete, shut your opponents
down
You Republicans won't appreciate it when the
evil party is in power, because they'll use their
new FCC powers to rule that speech on behalf
of the stupid party, just like the contents of Mr.
Owens newspaper ad, are an affront to the
dignity of Democrats on the basis of political
orientation.
For now, the evil party is trying their little radio
experiment. Here's a prediction: Air America
will be out of business by year's end. And since
they'll fail in the marketplace, Democrats will
retreat back to what they do best – passing new
laws, especially a Hate Crime bill for the
airwaves.
That's how the power you give George W. Bush
and his friends today to ban indecency from the
airwaves, is a power that tomorrow you're
giving John Kerry, or Hillary Clinton, or some
other "Ted Kennedy wanna-be" to ban
something you never intended to ban.
So if you think George W. Bush's priority one
should be to get re-elected and the risk created
by these new indecency statutes is a small price
to pay, think again.
For now, consider the saying, "Fool me once,
shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
There's a word for falling for the same thing
over and over – "stupid."
Now you've been warned.